I cockslap morals
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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