I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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