Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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