I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He has the fingertips of a God
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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