Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
