Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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