I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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