Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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