It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Text me some of your sweat
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