The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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