is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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