I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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