I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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