She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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