Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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