can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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