That's intense
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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