I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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