I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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