Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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