I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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