Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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