Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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