Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
