I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
