I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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