last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
It's just like the Real World with babies
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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