There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
