Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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