So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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