So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
