Do vagina's smell?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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