The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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