Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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