She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
two words: eviction party
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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