I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
