ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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