Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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