Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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