How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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