problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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