So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
worst night to have a conscience
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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