The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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