pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i barfeds in our rink
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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