So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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