# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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