Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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