she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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