Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Then you guys just all showered together...?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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