She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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