No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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