I'm eating all of the evidence.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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