i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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